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Only 45 calories. Gluten free. Vegan. Low sugar. Alcohol-removed. Endorsed by wine Snobs blanc. 4 cans is the same as 1.3 bottles. How cool are you? A Buzzkill's lesson in drinking etiquette. We've called our resident buzzkill, Molly, to show you the fine points of proper behavior in your local watering hole. Remember, when you drink wine, drink it with some decency! Rule 1: Do Not Attract Attention to Yourself: When you enter the bar, don't stumble in like Vince Vaughn in "Swingers" and expect everyone to celebrate your arrival. They came to have fun, not to watch you slur your words. The really cool drinker doesn't have to make a scene. Rule 2: Don't Hog the Bar When it's Crowded: Standing right by the bar is a signal that you're ordering next. Do not take advantage of this prime real estate. Waiting for your drink at the bar is cool. Lingering while sipping your drink is pushing it. Preventing others from ordering is grounds for execution. Rule 3: Do Not Annoy Other Drinkers: Bars are for socializing, and most patrons will not appreciate it if you interrupt their conversation, flirt with their girlfriend, or shout, "Who put this song on?!" at regular intervals. Unless you enjoy spending time in hospitals, keep your mouth shut. Rule 4: Keep Your Hands to Yourself: Just as you don't want others groping you, other drinkers don't want you groping them. The fellow next to you doesn't need a "Friendly" slap on the back that causes him to spill his drink. Barreling your way towards the jukebox is especially frowned upon. Rule 5: Know When it's Time to Go Home: The rules of drinking etiquette are complex, and sometimes, even the coolest person will overstep the bounds of decency and decorum. Do not wait for a bunch of irritated workers to start stacking barstools loudly. If you sense that you're about to be the last man standing, split! This is the Story of Buzzkill Wines: 1. Born in the hills of California. 2. Harvested and ripped from its home. 3. Separated from its family. 4. Crushed and stomped beyond recognition. 5. Left to ferment by cruel masters. 6. Stripped of its alcohol. 7. Shot into cans and trapped in a tiny box. 8. Cracked open and tossed back. Bottoms up! Next-day recall. 100% guaranteed!* * Not actually guaranteed. Complaints: 1-800-Buzz-Off. Women owned. Please recycle. <0.5% alc/vol. 1 California grown.